It'd Be a Pity to Ruin Yours

Wesley from Princess Bride is undoubtedly one of the sexiest fairy tale movie characters thus far. He's just so pretty. And saves the day. And can pull off that "perfect breasts" comment without sounding like a skeeze.

If anything, there's just one drawback. That scene in the Fire Swamp. He kinda crosses the line between flippant and condescending. And I get that he's the knight in shining armour (or a sexy black mask), but would it really kill Buttercup to pull his ass from the quicksand once in a while?

Thank you Princess Bride for reawakening the feminist within.